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AbstractPathologist

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: The Morgue
Job: Illegal pathology

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AbstractPathologist

Three Word Story!!!

Posted by AbstractPathologist Jul. 11, 2008 @ 5:53 PM EDT

I don't know if any of you all are familiar with this, but basically the point of it is to make a story by using three words each time you post. These stories almost always turn out to not make any sense and are completely random. (Which is why they are fun to do!)

Teh Rulez
1. Please do not make two/three/etc. posts back to back.
2. Make sure you can go along with the story and at least try to fit your words in where they can make a little sense.
3. That is all the rules!

Now, here is an example of how this should look like: NewgroundsUser91 - One day, my
SomePerson39 - mother sent a
BritishBrit - parcel to a
KillerKilledMe - retarded frog named
ResidentBeaver31 - Jill. etc etc.

So, I hope you all understand how to do this. And maybe I will write the story out when this is all done. Have fun! :D

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129 Comments

Jul. 11, 2008 | 5:57 PM Nikenick says:

Once upon a

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:00 PM KuroiYasha says:

time there wasn't

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:08 PM Nikenick says:

a big cock

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:14 PM gamerdakota says:

in my mouth

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:21 PM AbstractPathologist says:

. Without it, I

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:33 PM JimmySaint says:

was very

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:33 PM JimmySaint says:

happy

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:47 PM Nikenick says:

But with it,

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:49 PM AbstractPathologist says:

I went crazy.

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:50 PM Nikenick says:

Because I love

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:55 PM killslasher says:

A donkey named

Jul. 11, 2008 | 6:57 PM AbstractPathologist says:

Albert Wesker. The

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:00 PM JimmySaint says:

(edit) best thing about

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:03 PM gamerdakota says:

him was his

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:10 PM killslasher says:

giant meaty cock

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:25 PM Nikenick says:

but that didn't

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:27 PM gamerdakota says:

(edit, I messed up)
Stop him from

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:31 PM AbstractPathologist says:

shaking my sister's

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:33 PM Nikenick says:

big fat cock

Jul. 11, 2008 | 8:08 PM ngfan14 says:

She didn't

Jul. 11, 2008 | 8:10 PM gamerdakota says:

enjoy it very

Jul. 11, 2008 | 8:18 PM Nikenick says:

after sucking it

Jul. 11, 2008 | 8:49 PM AceAnimation says:

I guess my

Jul. 11, 2008 | 9:17 PM asuacytaco says:

my happy pills

Jul. 11, 2008 | 9:22 PM gamerdakota says:

aren't working well

Jul. 11, 2008 | 9:49 PM AbstractPathologist says:

enough. Suddenly, a

Jul. 11, 2008 | 9:56 PM MojoFilter says:

massive crab came

Jul. 11, 2008 | 9:58 PM AbstractPathologist says:

and ate twenty

Jul. 11, 2008 | 10:24 PM gamerdakota says:

of my pancakes.

Jul. 11, 2008 | 11:53 PM Texasota says:

Upsetting the poor

Jul. 11, 2008 | 11:55 PM AbstractPathologist says:

made corrupt Democrats

Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:22 AM gamerdakota says:

because their cocks

Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:24 AM AbstractPathologist says:

bent far left.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 2:46 AM kenshi2 says:

In the road

Jul. 12, 2008 | 5:07 AM Nikenick says:

the road was

Jul. 12, 2008 | 6:09 AM StuffyOne says:

made of sperm

Jul. 12, 2008 | 6:14 AM ShadowWest2k7 says:

and chocolate

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:34 AM manonthemoon516 says:

which was sorta

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:37 AM Nikenick says:

awkward after licking

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:41 AM gamerdakota says:

that weird lollipop.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:57 AM puddinN64 says:

So I went

Jul. 12, 2008 | 11:02 AM ijustowndU says:

to a sketchy

Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:33 PM gamerdakota says:

night club and

Jul. 12, 2008 | 1:34 PM BenjaminBigelow says:

saw some nice

Jul. 12, 2008 | 2:16 PM ShadowWest2k7 says:

boobs which I

Jul. 12, 2008 | 3:17 PM manonthemoon516 says:

chopped off because

Jul. 12, 2008 | 3:20 PM kisame says:

i an gay.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 4:14 PM kenshi2 says:

But I did

Jul. 12, 2008 | 5:59 PM evil-marshmallow says:

did you know that bananas from Finland smell like the diarria of a camel?

Jul. 13, 2008 | 2:46 AM ZeDeathbringer says:

[ignoring comment before this]

did leave my

Jul. 13, 2008 | 1:39 PM HomestarFan says:

cheese in the

Jul. 13, 2008 | 1:50 PM manonthemoon516 says:

broom closet of

Jul. 13, 2008 | 3:12 PM AceAnimation says:

Newground's general forum.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 3:51 PM ShadowWest2k7 says:

I wanked over

Jul. 13, 2008 | 8:01 PM Matt475 says:

your mothers tits

Jul. 13, 2008 | 8:07 PM manonthemoon516 says:

and then I

Jul. 13, 2008 | 10:34 PM MudkipsPiano says:

came everywhere violently.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 11:45 PM Matt475 says:

Then your mom

Jul. 14, 2008 | 4:06 AM elephantquaffnipples says:

bit my nipple

Jul. 14, 2008 | 7:31 PM AceAnimation says:

While loudly yelling;

Jul. 14, 2008 | 8:29 PM kisame says:

WHEN I WAS

Jul. 15, 2008 | 1:02 PM AceAnimation says:

LUBED UP WITH

Jul. 15, 2008 | 1:27 PM MudkipsPiano says:

WHIPPED CREAM I

Jul. 16, 2008 | 5:08 AM StuffyOne says:

spanked a donkey

Jul. 16, 2008 | 1:02 PM manonthemoon516 says:

while I used

Jul. 16, 2008 | 1:23 PM Zack1257 says:

raccoons to eat

Jul. 16, 2008 | 1:29 PM AceAnimation says:

ROD STEWARDS LEG!"

Jul. 16, 2008 | 7:09 PM karlu20 says:

ill fix this story...
my contribution:

and... the end.

Jul. 16, 2008 | 11:44 PM Matt475 says:

(Ignoring karlus stupid comment...)

It tasted like

Jul. 17, 2008 | 3:08 AM AceAnimation says:

How can you tase it if your mom is the one biting it?
:/

Jul. 17, 2008 | 1:06 PM JimmySaint says:

re-re-re-re-refried beans with

Jul. 17, 2008 | 3:45 PM MudkipsPiano says:

a dead jap

Jul. 17, 2008 | 6:57 PM ShitOnMyShoes says:

WITH A COCK

Jul. 17, 2008 | 6:57 PM ShitOnMyShoes says:

THE SIZE OF

Jul. 17, 2008 | 6:57 PM ShitOnMyShoes says:

INCREDIBLE HULK'S ARM

Jul. 18, 2008 | 12:06 AM Matt475 says:

which i touched

Jul. 18, 2008 | 5:05 PM AbstractPathologist says:

rapidly. The big

Jul. 18, 2008 | 7:24 PM ngfan14 says:

cock touched my

Jul. 19, 2008 | 2:52 PM ShadowWest2k7 says:

arm and ate

Jul. 19, 2008 | 6:05 PM Matt475 says:

my HUGE bicep

Jul. 19, 2008 | 11:56 PM gamerdakota says:

but it was

Jul. 20, 2008 | 12:50 AM AbstractPathologist says:

to late. Somewhere

Jul. 20, 2008 | 1:09 AM ShitOnMyShoes says:

Over the RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Jul. 20, 2008 | 1:17 AM gamerdakota says:

there are people

Jul. 20, 2008 | 1:19 AM AbstractPathologist says:

who eat poo.

Jul. 20, 2008 | 1:44 AM gamerdakota says:

It tastes like

Jul. 20, 2008 | 10:46 AM jtm17 says:

Sperm That Is

Jul. 20, 2008 | 12:54 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

Clear and love

Jul. 21, 2008 | 2:29 AM gamerdakota says:

me some cum. :)

Jul. 21, 2008 | 6:02 PM norcemastero says:

bullshitery
faggot
demigod

Jul. 21, 2008 | 8:30 PM Matt475 says:

my head exploded

Jul. 22, 2008 | 12:30 AM StuffyOne says:

when I slayed

Jul. 22, 2008 | 1:06 AM Matt475 says:

a gigantic penis

Jul. 22, 2008 | 1:09 AM StuffyOne says:

that was hard.

Jul. 22, 2008 | 1:54 PM nd7777777 says:

but not entirely

Jul. 22, 2008 | 5:41 PM ngfan14 says:

it was black

Jul. 22, 2008 | 10:54 PM manonthemoon516 says:

which means that

Jul. 23, 2008 | 8:45 AM ShadowWest2k7 says:

I'm not gay

Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:56 AM BenjaminBigelow says:

which is impossible

Jul. 23, 2008 | 11:34 AM AbstractPathologist says:

because I am.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 5:12 PM StuffyOne says:

So then I

Jul. 23, 2008 | 7:01 PM Abyssus says:

Dances with joy

Jul. 23, 2008 | 9:23 PM Matt475 says:

at the sight

Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:43 PM BenjaminBigelow says:

of my tiny

Jul. 24, 2008 | 12:35 AM AbstractPathologist says:

iguana. Sometimes a

Jul. 24, 2008 | 2:14 AM gamerdakota says:

penis shaped penis

Jul. 24, 2008 | 4:48 AM Mercenary81 says:

can cure the

Jul. 24, 2008 | 12:31 PM ShadowWest2k7 says:

prostate cancer that

Jul. 24, 2008 | 4:11 PM gamerdakota says:

infects the bbs.

Jul. 24, 2008 | 9:35 PM Matt475 says:

Although, it would

Jul. 25, 2008 | 1:32 AM StuffyOne says:

not harm the

Jul. 25, 2008 | 8:38 AM LOLZILLA says:

paedophile Pope.

Jul. 25, 2008 | 3:23 PM BenjaminBigelow says:

I turned emo

Jul. 25, 2008 | 5:03 PM Mercenary81 says:

because i accidentally

Jul. 25, 2008 | 6:15 PM killslasher says:

licked a big

Jul. 25, 2008 | 6:44 PM BenjaminBigelow says:

bloody meat cleaver.

Jul. 25, 2008 | 8:39 PM Gatling says:

So afterwards I

Jul. 25, 2008 | 8:58 PM AceAnimation says:

jerked off to

Jul. 26, 2008 | 9:48 AM JimGrim2 says:

Compulsory organ donation

Jul. 27, 2008 | 2:34 AM Mercenary81 says:

I only wish

Jul. 27, 2008 | 3:02 AM AbstractPathologist says:

to own a

Jul. 27, 2008 | 6:24 PM SSXorcist15 says:

big stupid whale

Jul. 27, 2008 | 9:42 PM Viewtiful-Chris says:

whose name is

Jul. 28, 2008 | 10:18 AM SSXorcist15 says:

Orville van Schnauzenheiser

Jul. 29, 2008 | 2:31 AM gamerdakota says:

and has a

Jul. 29, 2008 | 2:57 AM Mercenary81 says:

little baby whale

Jul. 29, 2008 | 12:55 PM SSXorcist15 says:

that killed a(n)

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:39 PM Matt475 says:

dirty smelly n****r

Jul. 30, 2008 | 9:20 PM AbstractPathologist says:

The End.

Thanks to everyone who contributed. I hope you all had fun doing this. I will try to make this again sometime! :D

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