If you wanna get down on these hairy balls
Why don't you jump right in
It's a crotch party right up in here
Why don't you lick on this big Jooooooohn

I don't have a best friend. :(

What about you though? Do you have a best friend? If so, what is he or she like?

Alright, so here is the finished Three Word Story! I hope you all like it!!! :D

Once upon a time, there wasn't a big cock in my mouth. Without it, I was very happy. But with it, I went crazy, because I love a donkey named Albert Wesker. The best thing about him was his giant, meaty cock, but that didn't stop him from shaking my sister's big, fat cock. She didn't enjoy it after sucking it. I guess my happy pills aren't working well enough.

Suddenly, a massive crab came and ate twenty of my pancakes. Upsetting the poor made corrupt Democrats, because their cocks bent far left in the road. The road was made of sperm and chocolate, which was sort of awkward after licking that weird lollipop. So I went to a sketchy night club and saw some nice boobs which I chopped off because I am gay. But I did leave my cheese in the broom closet of Newground's General Forum.

I wanked over your mother's tits and then I came everywhere violently. Then your mom bit my nipple while loudly yelling "WHEN I WAS LUBED UP WITH WHIPPED CREAM I SPANKED A DONKEY WHILE I USED RACCOONS TO EAT ROD STEWARDS' LEG!" It tasted like re-fried beans with a cock the size of Incredible Hulk's arm, which I touched rapidly. The big cock touched my arm and ate my huge bicep, but it was to late.

Somewhere over the rainbow there are people who eat poo. It tastes like sperm that is clear and love me some cum. My head exploded when I slayed a gigantic penis that was hard, but not entirely. It was black, which means that I'm not gay, which is impossible, because I am. So then I danced with joy at the sight of my tiny iguana.

Sometimes a penis shaped penis can cure the prostate cancer that infects the BBS, although it would not harm the pedophile Pope. I turned emo because I accidentally licked a big, bloody meat cleaver. So afterwards, I jerked off to compulsory organ donation. I only wish to own a big, stupid whale whose name is Orville van Schnauzenheiser and has a little baby whale who killed a dirty, smelly n*gger.

The End.

It was today! Went pretty well. Friends were happy to see me. Yadda yadda yadda.

Great! :D

Pyosis mucolysifies malignant mucocoeles
Pustules endocrinating disseminated mortified cells
Flesh punctuated by cancerous pustules
Burning your face with formicating papules

Mucopurulence excretor

Mucopurulent organs digested in sepsis
Mucolysifying, rancidifying as you eat your own cysts
Putrefying your pyorrhoea - infested corpse excretes away
Expelling pyuria and septic goitrous membrane

Yep, I am 17 years old now! w00t w00t!!! :D

Well, it's not my birthday anymore. :(

Here's some things I got for my birthday: That 70's Show Season Three, Scrubs Season One, A Zen garden (Have been interested in one of these for awhile) and a shitload of cash. :)

I don't know if any of you all are familiar with this, but basically the point of it is to make a story by using three words each time you post. These stories almost always turn out to not make any sense and are completely random. (Which is why they are fun to do!)

Teh Rulez
1. Please do not make two/three/etc. posts back to back.
2. Make sure you can go along with the story and at least try to fit your words in where they can make a little sense.
3. That is all the rules!

Now, here is an example of how this should look like: NewgroundsUser91 - One day, my
SomePerson39 - mother sent a
BritishBrit - parcel to a
KillerKilledMe - retarded frog named
ResidentBeaver31 - Jill. etc etc.

So, I hope you all understand how to do this. And maybe I will write the story out when this is all done. Have fun! :D

Answer this question.

Yummy!

Hey! I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENSE TODAY!!!!!!!!! w00t w00t!!!

Happy 4th of July!!! :D

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